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LIES EDITORIAL BY GUY NEAL WILLIAMS
GUY NEAL WILLIAMS
LIES EDITOR
BORN on Hallowe'en, 1953, in the Okefenokee Swamp, Ware County Georgia.
Who'd make shit like that up?
PROFESSION: physicist, vocation. Journo-physicist, avocation. Genius in general.
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