She doesn't seem too happy. Cool stuff though.

Who in God's name would be happy in the company of PrivyAndGroats?

i am privy to just how groaty those two reprobates really are
and i have to say that there aren't many whose company can compare!

Thanks KH for the Groattage. We aim to please. Thats the closest to some hard cash we have come across since this new Brink issued fake promisary notes.

you still owe me for those intense english lessons you cunt. the hard cash is mine. fucking ex- footballers think they own the ice cream world. Gimble, could you pay our esteemed Jandick a visit in his SE London manor this week please?

Jandek: please forgive my dear friend Paul for seeming to have written the rather testily harsh words "you cunt." You must believe me, if gentle, gentile, genteel Paul actually knew what a "cunt" was he would never have called you a "cunt." Paul speaks a newish and adulterated version of the English Language (tm) and knows fair little of the ancient and lovely tongue itself. Surely a gentleman such as yourself will see that Paul's usage of the word "cunt" clearly reveals his ignorance of the cunt-like nature of a "cunt."

Paul's from the colonies, dear Jandek, please accept our apologies for the older and wiser practitioners of the venerable old tongue. Not to suggest that Paul himself is a "cunt." He's merely a twat.

my dear mr haloumi (grilled)
rather carelessly, all of your alter ego's are openly merging into one!
re the 4 letter word paul and guy use and re-use and to refer repeatedly here
i make no apologies for using it if and when i do
i was eased into accepting it as just another descriptive noun from the moment i arrived on the shores of the motherland.
i love slang and actually still get an illicit kick from swearing (the archetypal result of catholic school girl indoctrination)
i've become rather fond of the word and particularly enjoy hearing it spat out of the mouth of a verbose glaswegian
make friends with the words you fear and/or loathe most.
introduce them to your family and friends and they will fill your life with rich rewarding experiences
that even now you can only imagine.....

Got the cunt, Haloumi won't be playing any pub football this weekend. Rock salt in the sawn off straight in the shins, clean job.

GT. You are a cunting hereo. My shout at the 3AM. See you at 2. That ice cream cunt wont be cunting around in our cunting business any more. I owe you a bladder full.
paul

Treadmiller, you wanker. Your friends couldnt shoot verouca shit. You grazed my sisters shin. She will be weightboarding this weekend. Its training in my hearts, those of you who nayed with goats.
Its whitebread no more skol. Dress accordian. I see you when you see the last gasp.
cunt