At last, a miracle breakthrough in science has revealed the mathematical formula that fully explains the universe as we know it.
After many generations of rigorous pursuit, failing tragically along the way, we have made the final leap from mere existence to an advanced race of super beings capable of celestial travel, exploration, and domination.

What makes the miracle formula so impressive is its simplicity and harmonious approach to an otherwise massively complicated and virtually impossible subject.

Allow me to deduce this formula for all those simpletons out there with barely mediocre intelligence...

U (the universe)
WTF (what the fuck)

Therefore, U = WTF

Any more questions?