BrinkZINE: North Norfolk Summer Weekend

North Norfolk Summer Weekend

Unchartered territory for me and think I might have found my resting place in a few years.

This part of England is so unspoilt and isn't well served by public transport which might be one of the reasons it remains as one of the the very few last uncorrupted outposts. No Yo Sushi, Starbucks, Pizza Express, Costa's, eat as much as you like plastic pretend ethnic Buffet's etc. Just miles of allotments,

locals who actually greet you with a genuine smile, untouched coast and a plethora of historical landmarks.

I eat fresh hand picked veg, fruit and well hung meats,

not forgetting an amazing selection of cheeses, Suffolk Blue, local Cheddar, an extremely well sunk Camembert and one I couldn't resist purchasing from the local farm shop called Stinking Bishop.

Spending my weekend with two close woman friends I held the wind in out of gentlemanly respect until one of them let rip an absolute corker of a fart which then gave me permission to join in. The sun shone, the sky blue such as the air we created from gastric digestion.