MedLand Enterprises Research & Development team has designed and patented the Spring's hottest new garden tool: The new device can be used as a hoe (similar to a tiller), as a mower, or to tow a cart around your place. So... we had to come up with a name... If it hoe's, mows, and tows...

The new Homoto Dragon works wonders on those dead rats and other deceased critters you always find in the yard. Simply run the Homoto Dragon over a carcass and it will chop it up; depositing the remains in the recycling cart it's towing. The only disadvantage to users is the possibility of vile bacteria flying off the blades, infecting you, then killing you. All the same, the Homoto Dragon (HD) is being endorsed by such prominent folk as The Magnificent Ms. MedBud Mama and Medland's Mayor, Stone Smith.

Ms. MedBud sounded ecstatic as she stood behind her new HD where she'd just tried it out near her residence, Medland Manor, "As a 6'9" 390 pound landed Dutch transsexual who loves her mother, I fully endorse the HD for its high quality and excellent performance. The chronic psychosomatic rectalitis qualifying me as a patient often leaves me struggling physically. The side effects of my medicine also leave me somewhat debilitated, as all I really want to do is eat and sleep. The Homoto Dragon is so easy to use, it's really a pleasure. The Medland pygmy goat herd just lost a brother who has been laying out here rotting. That is, he was laying out here rotting until the Homoto Dragon gobbled the remains up, putting them in this handy cart I can empty into Medland Lake where Villicum (Villy) - our resident orca - will happily dispose of the stinky old goat carcass. He really enjoys the snacks."

You can't buy a Homoto Dragon. MedLand Marketing, under the supervision of Jiminy Jones with MedLand Law, leases the machine. There is no delivery fee. You just sign the lease for you and your children and it's a done deal. In an astounding new marketing strategy that benefit's the consumer, you will never pay for maintenance, or even a replacement. Simply pay your bill each month and we take care of everything for generations to come. In the event MedLand Enterprises goes bankrupt (as we sometimes do to take advantage of tax laws) the people buying us out of bankruptcy court will keep collecting your monthly payment, as well as your children's children's children's. It's a bargain by any standard.

You, MedLand Enterprises and the Homoto Dragon. Together we're creating a better world.