I love penguins. I just want to feed them hot-dogs.

Actually one of the smarter penquins had his own little hot dog stand. I was really very surprised. I thought I got a picture of it but of course that one came out too dark.....you will just have to trust me.

those hot dog eating bastards! no wonder they can't fly. or swim. They just waddle.

Bite your tongue infidel! Lo, may a terrible pox befall ye who speaketh ill against penguins.



and it was only a matter of time before they realized that they didn't need us to fulfill their hot-dog needs. It was only a matter of time before they were bound to figure it out. I can see it all now, the penguins marching in formation with little masks on (to disguise their penguin-identity) laying siege to various rendering plants, scooping up the snouts and what-nots in a very hurried fashion. Then passing off "the package" to their meat-grinder operating counterparts in a "secured" warehouse down by the docks.

Actually, its all in the documentary Attack of the Penguins. Its actually a terribly destructive habit the penguins have acquired for hot-dogs. Much like spoiled milk to the aliens or fast-food to humans. Hot-dogs are an epidemic that will render their populous lazy and apathetic, they'll probably all end up watching QVC all day.