it's like a work of art...

if you squint your eyes a little.

remember when it was just "kilroy was here" or "for a good time call ___ ______" ? my favorite was the crude tried and true "squirting dick and balls". simple yet effective.

"I fucked your mother"



"Go home Dad, you're drunk"

you are soooo very brash dan. i was gonna add "your grandma blows cattle in wickenburg" but i didnt. dont forget

"why you looking up here...the joke's in your hands"

and my favorite from a bathroom in tuba city, az. that still kills me after 20 years (and fuck me for being so very un-p.c.) i quote:



"mexicans are living proof that indians fucked shit"



...still cracks me up.

Meaning Europeans? Yeah that is funny.



Actually this cowboy slight is more commonly written as "fucked the buffalo" which at least keeps it within a geographical sphere of ignorance although I believe it's the English that invented the roomy Wellington boot in order to accommodate the cloven hoof... yes, syphilis and athletes foot are derived from the same dubious activity.

well said danman

baaaa!

Hey you're in sheep country right now ain't ya little brudder?

dont forget to wear your boots outside your pants for your bovine recreation