FLORIDA SET TO EXECUTE MARK SCHWAB.

Mr. Schwab’s attorneys have exhausted all appeals and it looks like Mr. Schwab will finally get the needle of death. His attorneys say that Florida’s botched execution of Angel Diaz shows that lethal injection is cruel and unusual punishment. Mr. Diaz took 34 minutes to die after his injection. "He was in terrible pain." His attorney said. Witnesses say he was snoring the whole time.

Let me tell you about Mr. Diaz or "Angel" as his attorneys refer to him,. He was in prison in Puerto Rico for murder. He escaped and came to America where he held up a bar and murdered the bartender. I’m sure neither one of these victims felt any pain. Mr. Diaz is quoted as saying (about his impending execution) "Who gives Governor Bush the right to kill someone? This is a cowardly act." One thing for sure, Mr. Diaz has performed his last cowardly act.

Now, back to our other potential poor victim of Governor Bush’s needle of death, Mr. Schwab. He feels that executing him is cruel and unusual punishment. Mr. Schwab has some expertise in that field. Seventeen years ago, in 1991 he kidnapped, raped and then murdered an eleven-year-old girl. At the time of this crime, he had just been released from prison for the rape of a thirteen-year-old boy. He was released early because of good behavior. I have a problem with releasing criminals early for good behavior. Shouldn’t we do the opposite? Make them stay in longer for bad behavior? That’s the way my parents would have done it.

It always amazes me when these scumbags have protestors outside the prison protesting the elimination of human garbage. How do they sleep at night? How do they look the victim’s friends and family in the eye? I can look you in the eye and say, adios Mr. Schwab.

JAPANESE COMPANY PULLS MONKEY AD

This mobile telephone company ran an ad depicting a monkey running as a political candidate. They pulled the ad when bloggers complained that it was a racial slur against Obama. Hmmmm. No comment.

THE HOPELESSLY STUPID LIVE LONGER

Researchers at Switzerland’s University of Lausanne discovered that during the course of 30 or 40 generations common house flies tended to live longer if they were stupid. Apparently higher neutral activity overtaxes the systems. This explains why the average age in Congress is over 80.

Until next time, DD