The following was posted recently by "goku3q" on an East Coast message board dedicated to prostitution. What interested us was the syntax of the person posting, who appears to have a bit of a Joycean bent. Enjoy... but no, we are not giving out the URL... muck around on your own, you perverts.

went to kennys 2 days before he was robbed, hes a really nice atmosphere wit the hallway and kenny is nice also wit his shiny head, went up and as soon as i saw him he asked if i wanted tea so nice no rushing, does anyone no why the christamas tree is still up in the back room..lol....so i was went to the bathroom and pissed because i really had to go wen i came out i got assigned a gurl, think she was #12, she chunky and all but i guess about a 6 did the shower and massage thing on the flip ask me wut i wanted do nothing except hj, she said maybe next time, well i wont pick her i no that nextt time. during the hj i got to ask her to show me her boobs, so she showed me it was like b's. so i started to grab and i out my hand up her ass and was tryin to find her hole, so i was stickin and stickin..lol after i cumed she washed my hands and i was wondering why, i smelled my finger and it turns out she jus took a dump because my finger smelled like shit, why dont these damn gurls ever take a bath or somthing after seeing a customer!!after that i talked wit kenny and chatted, my friend nos him from the old days from centre, and he gave a card with his number on back, i think he nos nout the UG site...lol cause we were talkin bout it. well after wards gave her 80 becuase she was accomadating and the massage was i guess decent. glad i was not there wen they got robbed. i jsut started to post so bear with me, i went to 139 around maybe 3 weeks ago i walked in got rushed like usually but i should have tried the tea method like kennys, kenny is just so nice with his shiny head and all..lol and its true i saw a mexican dude there wtf is that, i showered yes the shower is nasty and i went in the massage was not great on the flip she said wut u want i said bj she said that would cost the same as FS so i said ok how much she said 140, i was wut the fuck hell no i want it for 120 she said she massage me for so long, but she was decent lookin and to be honest i was so horney i know i should not have done it but i said ok, she came back took off her shirt and skirt and lie on top of me so began to kiss my sacks, but wtf its suppsoe to be bj and FS she did not even suck on it jus kissed the sacks and did mish position, she wanted me to cum so fast i was so nervous that after the 3 position i still could not cum..lol, so she was like losing time so long, how the hell am i suppose to cum under so much pressure, so she finished wit a handjob and after it shot out it got one of her eyes, she was like wow u had it built up in there, i was like yea. then i showered and cleaned myself up and left but my damn friend that i went with did not have enuff money because he promished 140 also. i was like omg, so i had him stay there and i had to run all the way home to grand street where i lived to get the money and come back. lol, they were understandable. but wut if i did not come back for my friend..lol...would they have reporeted him to the LE, "took sex and no pay"..lol, so after that we got the hell outta there stayed a little to sip some tea because of my marathon i ran, but i was checking out the talent, there was nothing, all 5's some even 4's!!! damn iam going to bk or queens, no more chinatown.well the gurl i chose was a numver 21 or 12, i forgot 3 weeks ago. well that was my 3rd time going there i dont wanan go there but its jus so close and conveinent that i do go.